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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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