why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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God has put a gate keeper at a gate in heaven to listen to how everyone has died. The first guy comes and says, "I thought my wife was cheating on me so when i came home I see this man hanging off my balcony, I thought he was the man cheating with my wife, so I then push him off, but he was still alive, so I threw a refrigerator onto him, that killed him, but I felt so guilty I soon commited suicide" The gates man said, "Wow thats terrible come in." Then the next guy come and he says how he died, "Well you see I was just oiling myself up for my workout, but I slipped, and fell off my 5th story balcony, and landed in some guys 3rd floor balcony I was hanging off the ledge, and a guy came I thought he was going to help me, but instead he pushed me of and threw a refrigerator on me." The guard let him in, and a third guy came. The Guard said,"Man its going to be hard to beat those guys their just sad. Ok how did you die?" The third man said, "Picture this I'm trapped in a refrigerator...

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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