- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

PSN IS UP

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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