- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

A black person walks out of KFC

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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