A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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A horse walks into a barn.

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Where's my baby??

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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