- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

giddy goat

I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

Students, please find the surface integral.

potatoes

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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