Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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