How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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