Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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im @ work, LOL.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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