Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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refridgrator

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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Queens Park rangers

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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JUST KIDDING^

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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