a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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Justin Bieber.

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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