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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

What did Delaware? A coat.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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