How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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WEED!

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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This is not a joke or is it

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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