- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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