Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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