- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

Wigan.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

giddy goat

Do you know what color comes after 9?

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