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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Welcome to die!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

"knock knock" "Come in"

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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