My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

thumb_up thumb_down +7

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

thumb_up thumb_down +7

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

thumb_up thumb_down +7

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

There is no I in Pie except for the I

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

who ever is reading this....

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

thumb_up thumb_down +5

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops