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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

Neither have I

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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