- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Rachel not blowing Robert.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

A man walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

what is a bracket? a bracket

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