how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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jwe

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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