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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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