- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

Neither does he.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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