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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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