- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Knock knock! Ding dong.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Brad Fuller!

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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