I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

Roses come in a variety of colors.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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