- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

THE END.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

What's 6 + 9? 15.

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

David Silberberg is gay

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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