What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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