- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

civil rights

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Women's Rights.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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