What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Gay's

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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