- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

BOTTOM!!!

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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