Xzibit

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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penis

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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im @ work, LOL.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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you and your family will die tonight

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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Snooki

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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