What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

a man is running away

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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