like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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