- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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