- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

r u smart..... or ur black

spell backwards: taco cat

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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