- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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