What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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Jimmy Saville

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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Bean.

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