- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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