- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

Gingers.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Get in the car.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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