Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

josh roberts got the d in geog

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Cripples are lame.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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