- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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