i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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I pooped.

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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