Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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raisin boogers

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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My penis is big... not.

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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