Whats funnier than 24, 69

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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porn-hub

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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