An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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