This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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women's rights

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Cancer

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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