what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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