Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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