- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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