- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

You see how lame this is?

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Potassium? K.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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