there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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heads up!

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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