- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so... how about that airplane food

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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