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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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