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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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