How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

David Silberberg is gay

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

I hate black people. Because their black.

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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