- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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