Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

Butt poop.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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