what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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see ya

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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