- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

whats good about poland... fukk all

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

A man sat on a chair

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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