so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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hi will

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Anti Joke

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