- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

Womens rights

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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