- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

charlie sheen losing

what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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