- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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