- Anti Joke

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

why did the computer crash? it didn't

How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

your mom

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Justin Bieber.

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.