What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

just sit down and dont be a Jew

Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Sarah Palin

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

hey John will you make some copies

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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