- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

Whats the difference between a frog?

leon harney ya pikey

what's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

I LIKE TRAINS

There's my tractor.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

A sober Amy Winehouse

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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