- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

black people

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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