roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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leon harney ya pikey

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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There's my tractor.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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Anti Joke

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