So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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lol a man is drowning

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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