- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Thumbs this up

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

yes... that's the joke

A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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