Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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im @ work, LOL.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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