Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

lol a man is drowning

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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