- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

What do vampires cross the sea in?

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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