- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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