What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

A women's opinion.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

Gorden Brown.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Hi

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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