If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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knock knock who's there no one

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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