Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

A black person walks out of KFC

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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