Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What time is it? 20:45.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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