- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

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whats white and looks like paper paper

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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