- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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