Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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