- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

A possesed goat: "moo"

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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