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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

whats white and looks like paper paper

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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